Humorous Speech and Table Topics Commercial

A.M. Akron Toastmasters

 Humorous Speech and Table Topics Contest 2012

Commercial: Take 1!

If you’d like to hear a joke 

Or a clever anecdote;

If you enjoy a narrative 

That someone funny wrote;

If you like to grin and yuk

And roar and hoot and howl;

If you mostly like to smile

And never care to scowl;

Then you will want to be here

When next this group does meet

And get here mighty early 

So you can find yourself a seat.

Cindi Kane, Ned Parks and Gary, 

In September on the fifth,

Will compete for who is funniest

And the winner goes forthwith

On to beat the other clubs-

With A.M.Akron pluck

And win a trophey for our club

With A.M. Akron luck!

But that’s not all, so stick around

And hear some other speakers.

The Table Topics Contest

Is the other top dog seeker.

Kristen will compete again;

Scott Zimmerman and Lynn.

We’ll see who thinks best on their feet

And judge who best should win.

Our thanks to Miss Susanna

Who organized the match

And made sure everything’s in place

Without a single catch.

It is sure to be a humorous

And entertaining hour

When we all can be the judges

And unleash our ruling power.

We have to follow rules, of course

And Beth will show us how.

And when the meeting is adjourned

We all should take a bow.

The speeches may be comical,

Jocular, or droll.

They may be wacky, zany, riotous;

And you might just lose control.

But you’ll never know just what you missed

If you aren’t here next week.

The competition can’t be beat.

They all are winners, so to speak!

© 2012 Renée Pipitone